This reminds me of Dane Cook; fuck, I love that man.used to be one of my favorite toys. memories…what an awful voice it had, bet it drove my parents insane.
Speak & Spell (via Ethan Hein)
What they should’ve called it was Speak… Like the Devil! Remember the voice A-E-I-O-U. That thing was evil. That thing would wake me in the middle of the night: Play with me! I wanna spell right now! I’m 8 years old, I spell great. I talk like a freak. I’m like…Mom, something is wrong! Something is W-R-O-N-G, wrong.