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2009

2008

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Reasons Why Today Will Be Awesome [in order of happenings]: driving to SA with the windows...
Dec 15th
Aida: You should come drink with us. Me: Okay. Can I stay the night at your place? Aida: Only if it...
Dec 15th
waiting for your call, I’m sick, call I’m angry call I’m desperate for your voice...
Dec 15th

i may or may not be getting sick. i...

/emo rant
Dec 15th

The Florida Gators are a fraud

gamps31: College football has no playoff.  Some argue that the entire season is a playoff since...
Dec 15th
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shawnbaldwin: hellenistic: Jake Gyllenhaal On Sesame Street Ahhh adorable Jake! I admit, I...
Dec 15th
Me: …… Dar: -_- Me: hahahha Dar: hahhaha Me: -__- Dar: -_______ Me: hahahahhaha pirate...
Dec 15th
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hammerito: Happiest chair in the world. : D Dar and I were just talking about how we see...
Dec 15th
Kenneth and I just finished playing Veterinarian and look...
Dec 15th

jer just sent our secret santa...

Dec 15th
You know when something happens or when someone says something or does something that makes your...
Dec 14th

kenneth just told me got a ticket to the...

Life is not fair. Everyone knows this. I am one of the biggest UT fans this world has ever seen and...
Dec 14th
HOLY SHIT. WANTTT ever so badly. GIMME.
Dec 14th

christmas/birthday wish list

Article 3: fking JCrew blazer. long boyfriend blazer in black wool schoolboy blazer in navy ...
Dec 14th

christmas/birthday wish list

Article 2: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Season 1 DVD   Y’all probably already know...
Dec 14th

christmas/birthday wish list

Article 1: UT gear from Victoria’s Secret. Actually, anything from Victoria’s Secret. ...
Dec 14th
When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a beloved person, you know that a man...
Dec 14th

If you have a mexican friend named...

paulewogblog: a good joke-type-thing to do is to get all of your mutual friends to start calling...
Dec 14th
Listen Listen
whatthehale: bowlsby: muppetpants: Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA I don’t regret this at...
Dec 14th
This, my friends is what they call a mfn Baby Beagle Puppeh...
Dec 14th
“No, I said that everything on the site should be in all...”
— (via clientsfromhell) ...
Dec 13th
Gawd, I love Pokemans. This is HILARIOUS. WIN.
Dec 13th
(via jamesjohnmercer) Dude, you totally lost me here. ...
Dec 13th

My beautiful Sunday will consist of:

geeezdar: Church to listen to the pastor talk about how proud he is of Colt McCoy and of goodly...
Dec 13th
I wantz this real baddd. I have a bamboo shower curtain at...
Dec 12th

There is nothing on television without...

culby: ellebina: hammerito: And it’s too soon to care about college basketball. Ugh. Fking...
Dec 12th
fydisneymovies: The Little Mermaid (1989) I roll my eyes...
Dec 12th

There is nothing on television without...

hammerito: And it’s too soon to care about college basketball. Ugh. Fking aaaaaaaaaaaa, I am so...
Dec 12th

Dar loves Lina.

(via geeezdar) Darrrr loves meEEeEeEeEeeeee! She is my BFF forever and ever and ever and ever.
Dec 12th
It has been far too long, James. Your pretty face gracing my...
Dec 12th
I have bouts of anger a la Summer Roberts. I’m being...
Dec 11th
I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying “I love you” I meant it now I know what a...
Dec 11th
benjaminf: kateoplis: NASA: IC 1795 in Cassiopeia, just...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
seagull: jennabee: Glee Cast - Last Christmas. IIIIII KNOW. YES! This single handedly saved...
Dec 11th

ugggggh headache. pretty sure i have a...

Dec 11th
geeezdar: WHY IS EVERYONE LIKING THIS!? I am wallowing in...
Dec 11th

Previewing the Hawks and Texans

mattmurphy: This Sunday the Hawks travel to Houston to take on the red headed football...
Dec 11th
sportscentr: There’s nothing fun about losing games, especially five in a row. We’re better than...
Dec 11th

My closest friends are the ones that...

geeezdar: They also know when I am quoting obscure lines. “Stick that sword into that snake!”...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
Bad Romance by Lady GaGa Easily one of my favorite songs of the year. I want your love I...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
fuckyeahladygaga: mattheww: Christmas Tree by Lady GaGa Download Lina likes this and...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
fydisneymovies: fuckyeahdisneysongs: Les Poissons from The Little Mermaid One of my most...
Dec 11th
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iseeellis: katiecoyle: tylercoates: OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DAAAAAA. Oh my goodness. For those of...
Dec 11th
fydisneymovies: justanotherprettylie: The men up there...
Dec 11th

You know, 'nook' always sounded dirty to...

(via herbeautytoucheseverything) It’s because of that Fred Durst. He did it all for the...
Dec 11th
fydisneymovies: The Little Mermaid (1989) Ariel: I don’t...
Dec 10th
It all started with Darlene sending me a message on Facebook about a group called Pokemon Profile...
Dec 10th
bowlsby: We ain’t going to lose him. He ain’t going anywhere. He already addressed the team on...
Dec 10th
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is my favorite Christmas song. I wish I could sing. I would...
Dec 10th
elizablr: “Crimson Tide?” That sounds like what you called your period in the 9th grade. Coworker...
Dec 10th

glee ftw. that is officially the most...

Dec 10th
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I love Taylor Swift. She can do no wrong in my eyes. [Gawd, I hope I don’t have to eat those...
Dec 10th
theanimalblog: mymarigoldbaby: Sammie GEEZZZUSSS this...
Dec 10th
fuckyeahreading: cankerbloxxom: So I am reading...
Dec 9th
earnestlyhemingway: fairphantom: suicideblonde: Will:...
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
tracks: David Guetta ft. Akon | Sexy Bitch This song is stupid. I really dislike it. It came on...
Dec 9th
Mickey: I was on another floor of my building and some guy had the front page from last year when...
Dec 9th
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There are nearly FORTY THOUSAND people in the Facebook group: I saw Tim Tebow cry and loved it....
Dec 9th

The Tim Tebow Drinking Game

It’s the Tim Tebow Drinking Game Rules of the Game: * Drink every time Tebow is called “a...
Dec 9th
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thedailywhat: This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day: Pokémon has been accused by...
Dec 9th
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thedailywhat: OMG! Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This Adorbz Kid of the Day:...
Dec 9th

The Nap Watcher

mattmurphy: In what can only be consider a direct result of my dramatic reduction in coffee...
Dec 9th
WTF are y’all doing?!??!?! SO GODDAMN CUTE! Please...
Dec 9th
GPOYW-celebrating-Kenneth’s-graduation edition ...
Dec 9th
fydisneymovies: Sleeping Beauty (1959) Prince Phillip...
Dec 9th
geeezdar: Prince Derek: What? You’re all I ever wanted....
Dec 9th
I absolutely covet these shoes.
Dec 9th

oh, the love

Dar: mehh i love you too sometimes
Me: lies
Me: you love me long time
Dar: hahahahahha
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
iamgreenman: Forget December - Something Corporate new year’s eve came but nothing had...
Dec 9th
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paulewogblog: theduty: Nicolas Cage watches The Wicker Man. Oh my god. This is so...
Dec 9th
geeezdar: Goat cheese, cream cheese, pesto, and sun-dried...
Dec 9th
Three Beagle puppehs is just enough to save the world. Look...
Dec 9th
Confession: I love doing crazy shit*. I know, you...
Dec 9th
Confession: I fking love Jesse McCartney like a little 15 year old lovesick girl. Ngl. I guess...
Dec 9th
GPOY-and-two-of-your-favorite-white-girls-at-Trudy’s-be...
Dec 9th
from Atonement All sorts of beautiful tragedy here. The...
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
iamgreenman: anditslove: Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Happy New Years, baby  you...
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
shawnbaldwin: Space | Something Corporate give me space so you can drown in this with me
Dec 8th
“The classics are books which exercise a particular...”
— Italo Calvino, Why Read The...
Dec 8th
Kenneth just got an offer from L3 in Rockwall/Greenville, Texas—about an hour outside Dallas...
Dec 8th
karenh: “Sesame Street Digital Books Brought to You By the...
Dec 8th
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha this was fking hilarious. I love...
Dec 8th
shorterexcerpts: synecdoche: Shane Black’s wicked...
Dec 8th
fuckyeahbeer: Map of USA in Beer Labels – Etiquette...
Dec 8th
Bwahahahahahahaha this has me LOLing for real. Atheist Cat...
Dec 7th
No, I do not have that...
Dec 7th

uuuugggghhhhh my stupid birthday is...

*Please note that I have gotten Christmas cards and presents labeled: Merry Christmas and Happy...
Dec 7th
gleeky: Glee: Ballads lean on me when you’re not strong...
Dec 7th

I just think sticking blindly to a...

shorterexcerpts: natface: I understand it’s hard for students sometimes to be discerning enough...
Dec 7th
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the memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror decision to decisions are made and not...
Dec 7th
sportscentr: Chad Ochocino is not actually Mexican, but...
Dec 7th
It’s another Monday at the office. I have accomplished diddly in the two hours I’ve been...
Dec 7th
GQMF
Dec 7th
gleeky: Glee: Mattress With a little help from my...
Dec 7th
The eyes have it. OMFGZ it iz looking at chuuuu and wants...
Dec 7th
So much adorableness. Look at those little sleepy smushy...
Dec 7th
Goodness, this is adorable.
Dec 7th

Wow. Please don't ever show me E.J....

hammerito: That was fucked up. Sam and I just freakedddd out about this one. Really unnecessary...
Dec 7th
Tim Tebow for Criesman
Dec 7th
Listen Listen
copycats: Bad Romance remixed by Dave Audé originally by Lady Gaga (via carlovely) I’ve...
Dec 7th

Balance Issues

clientsfromhell: Client: “I want everything centered.” Me: “But it won’t look balanced.” Client:...
Dec 7th
I figured you wanted to hang out with football all day. —Darlene, on why she didn’t...
Dec 7th

cowboys redeeming factor: roy fking...

Dec 6th
THIS is why you don’t cry during a nationally...
Dec 6th
bowlsby: culby: Ya gotta admit, that’s pretty funny. ...
Dec 6th
Good God, I was on the FLOOR; ON THE FLOOR, rolling around...
Dec 6th
shorterexcerpts: “Florida football coach Urban Meyer admitted himself into Shands Medical Center in...
Dec 6th
GODDAMMIT I really really really HATE it when I can’t watch certain games on TV bc of network...
Dec 6th
And let’s be honest: Nobody, not even those with burnt orange Bevo tats, can say the Longhorns...
Dec 6th
designjunkie: Soup and Sandwich Tray
Dec 6th
Fking hilarious. Isn’t that the most lovable face you...
Dec 6th

guess who is on PRIME mfn TIME?!?!?...

Dec 6th

Lets all take a moment

shorterexcerpts: blocksonblox: upanddowns: to soak in the fact that the Gators and Tim Tebow...
Dec 6th
snakecharmer: (via predatorywaspobserver) James Franco as...
Dec 5th
Cute Beagle puppeh on the beach! Look at the mfn cute paw...
Dec 5th
thetalkinghead: Twilight’s “New Moon” told by Lol Cats....
Dec 5th
FIFA World Cup Draw was today. I fking love the mfn World Cup. Hurry up, June! I am ready to plant...
Dec 5th
FKING A THAT IS SOME FKING CUTE ASS SHIT! Beagle puppehs, I...
Dec 5th
Totally going to mall RIGHT FKING NOW to buy some NARS...
Dec 5th
NFLOL: Sean Keane Chop Blocks Week 12 of NFL...
Dec 4th
aquabooks: nevver: Jillian Tamaki Sketchbook: David...
Dec 4th
snakecharmer: walkwhilereading: Well you’re out doing...
Dec 4th
NOMMM
Dec 4th

I want to eat allllllll day and get fat!

herbeautytoucheseverything: elizablr: toddma: I’m in that comfort food mood! I could go for...
Dec 3rd
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s Marky Mark! You’ve...
Dec 3rd
There is so much cute shit on my Tumblr dashboard today that...
Dec 3rd
I’m trying to figure out a title for you Execuitive V.P. of Client Relations wait wait...
Dec 3rd
maxistentialist: I want your handwriting. Have you ever...
Dec 3rd
thetalkinghead: ...
Dec 3rd

I may or may not be googling Super Mario...

elizablr: Yep. I’m a dork. In a related note: the roommate and I put it on two player. I do not...
Dec 3rd
::swoon::
Dec 2nd
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thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Very Pit Of Hell Out Of This of the Day: Sen....
Dec 2nd
It’s stupid how those stupid moments stick with you...
Dec 2nd

i have been emotionally fucked up this...

Dec 2nd
fuckyeahtx: thetalkinghead: Free Whataburger up till...
Dec 2nd
it’s a quarter after one, I’m all alone and I need you now said I wouldn’t call...
Dec 2nd
STUPID. GIRLY. FEELINGS. I wish I could vanquish them....
Dec 2nd
Srsly, some days, pictures and daydreams of James Franco are...
Dec 2nd
Mmmhmm, I concur, boys.
Dec 2nd
Holy moly! You are adorable. ADORABLE!
Dec 2nd
Kenneth: ill trade you funny picture for removing morning music story on tumblr Me:...
Dec 2nd
The fairly straight answer is probably not. —Anonymous Yeah, that IS a fairly straight...
Dec 2nd
Yay for panda emoticons.
Dec 1st
Channing Tatum, I am a sucker and lover of your smile…...
Dec 1st
Lee Pace in The Fall I need to own this. So much delicious,...
Dec 1st
errands before kickin’ it at home: UFCU to talk to someone about (a) my stolen CC that was...
Dec 1st
omg I can’t wait [to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show] so they can motivate me...
Dec 1st
Everyone is leaving the office at 1pm on account of the weather: Through 2pm CST…areas of...
Dec 1st
cajunboy: placesweusedtogo: There is not enough that can...
Dec 1st

today, methinks i will spend my time at...

Dec 1st
Mothereffer, today I finally sent Carlos’ belated Thanksgiving package of Thanksgiving meal...
Dec 1st
acrossthelines: (via cinnayum) oh to have satin hangers...
Dec 1st
Backstory: on mornings when Kenneth is not at the apartment, I get ready by my lonesome by blaring...
Dec 1st
Ahem, Channing Tatum you are needed in close vicinity of me...
Dec 1st
sportscentr: After his tender embrace with Sean Payton, a...
Dec 1st
KINGDOM HEARTS! I already love this game. The story is so...
Dec 1st
This is Houston, Texas. I know, I know. You are in shock....
Dec 1st
Lina loves you, Lee Pace. Will you please be mine? Pretty...
Dec 1st
Since Miles won’t say anything, I will. This is beyond bad officiating. It’s so undeniably awful,...
Dec 1st
Connor: You know what we need? Some rope. Murphy: What are you, insane? Connor: No, I’m...
Dec 1st
It was just a fucking bar fight, you guys are fucking pussies. —Murphy McManus from Boondock...
Dec 1st
Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!!! —Tourettes stricken Boston...
Dec 1st
Kenneth just put on The Boondock Saints and guess who is gushing and swooning over the two...
Dec 1st